• Dragon Age: Come on, baby. It's been a while. Let's go for a quick tussle.
  • Me: Be quiet, I'm busy.
  • Assassin's Creed: Yeah, Dragon Age. Shut up. She's playing with me.
  • Call of Duty: Besides, she'll be playing me next.
  • Dragon Age: No one's talking to you Call of Duty. You don't even have character interactions like I do, what are you doing here?
  • Call of Duty: I have the ability to talk to *real* people. Can you do that? I didn't think so.
  • Skyrim: Guys, she can play me *forever*. How many of you can say that?
  • Batman: I'm new here. What's the big problem? She's already played me extensively.
  • Dragon Age: Shut up! All of you! She loves me and only me!
  • Wii: Can someone tell me what it's like to be played? I have three inches of dust on me. I just... I just want to remember what it feels like.
  • Sims: It feels great! Especially when she rubs those sliders left and right, or when she customizes a counter top. Ooh, yeah.
  • Homework: It's really dark in this bookbag.

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